Showing posts with label janine. Show all posts
Showing posts with label janine. Show all posts

Friday, April 27, 2007

dear janine; in my dreams girls can make babies together, with genetically modified sperm

please don't leave me
i know you dont really want to go
i would save you if you let me
i think you are beautiful when your drunk
like sunshiney
i guess Jamber kissing wasnt that wierd
cuz i love you
in my dream
you were there
just like the night before
in a house in the sky
i sat next to you on a couch
a desk in front of us
mary slowick stands behind it
looming over us with some sort of sample
i turn to you and ask:
are you sure you want to do this?
YEAH!
you want to have my babies

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Janine, our army and leasing a boyfriend/girlfriend

janine will have children
and i will homeschool them

and we will build a Jamber Army


on another note,
dating theory- people should take out leases on each other.
for example, a 6-month lease, at the end of 6 months if your not feeling it you dont have to renew the lease, its over.
there would also be a month-to-month, or 3-month plan.
eviction with probable cause at anytime

Thursday, April 5, 2007

oh baby, i love you

7:30 am = no good